A Bonus At Birth

Getting welfare cheques for your baby from the government is not enough in Canada… they now have a $1000 bonus at birth if you child is born in Newfoundland and Labrador. In his bid to reverse the province dwindling birth rate, he announced this new today.

So anyone wanna migrate to Canada..?? Donch forget to choose Newfoundland to live in ya.. but I have to warn you .. the winter sucks big time .. in Newfoundland.. and i hear the ppl there ain’t that smart either.. muahhahaha!!

5 Responses to “A Bonus At Birth”

  1. Aida Says:

    totally wrong leh…i find them way smarter and nicer than those on mainland and now i got to get my baby bonus!!!!

  2. Aida Says:

    ya, i should add, if any place that is really really bad? that is nunavut, except for the money.

  3. Irene Says:

    LOL. If I fly there to give birth to #3 and then come back to BC, will I get the $$$?

  4. imp Says:

    woeeeeee! the entire world is giving money to pple just to have babies?! so cool. the sgp govt is giving S$3000 for the first kid. i wonder if that’s enough to entice people to hop to this island. ;P

  5. Vien Says:

    eh, how come california doesn’t give money?? ah, i forgot, we have a lot of illegal immigrants from the south. they tend to have a lot of babies. :P and i’m not being a racist..it’s the truth. honest! lol!

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